Thursday, March 26, 2009

Shared Bathrooms

To the woman on the first floor whose jungle bush has gotten so out of control that the hairs feel compelled to jump ship all over the seats, please do us all a favor and either groom your junk or wipe your short and curlies off of the seat after you remove your ass from it.

And whilst I’m on the topic of the first floor bathroom. To the 10 a.m. mystery shitter, spraying perfume after you take a dump does not make the smell go away. Instead the whole bathroom and, subsequently, the hallway adjacent to the bathroom smells like shit and CVS perfume. Enough already.

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