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40
the number of minutes it takes to incorrectly apply wood putty to 13 stairs 

3
the number of hours it takes to sand of incorrectly applied wood putty on 13 stairs 

75
the number of minutes it takes to reapply wood putty to 13 stairs,
this time correctly 

1 
the number of hours I have to wait before I can start sanding again 

2 
the number of nerves I have left 

Stupid stinkin' house projects!!! 

Blah!